Heres a little craft funny. Read all the way through before you freak.

To make it stand, you wet it!
To make it wet, you suck it!
To make it stiff, you lick it!
To get it in, you push!
Damn, threading a needle is so hard!

Cheers guys keep up the good work. I am becoming hooked.

Cheers Hazel

There seems to be a theme appearing here, had anyone noticed?